- So, if all the stalls are taken in a public restroom, it is acceptable to go ahead and use the handicapped stall. Why is the same concept not okay for parking? Especially if it is literally a quick trip and you have little kids in tow.
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- And speaking of parking, I hate when motorcycles take a parking spot. And how irritating is it when some honking, hill-billy, dully truck takes up two spaces? Or better, how about when you think there is a space, only to find that it is occupied by some tiny little car (like a smart car or a mini cooper).
- Why do people run marathons? I really don't get it.
- Drive thru liquor store? Why aren't there more?
- Could windshield wipers be designed to cover more ground?
- Why don't sleeping bags roll up nicely? Why even bother with those tiny bags they give you. What you need is a bungee cord.
- When I order bacon, it's usually 2 slices, and it's never crispy-ridiculous. And in recipes, it's always 3 or 4 slices-what is the point? I always double the amount required, and same with cheese.
- Why is there a size zero? Seriously, that is just silly.
- If the black box on a plane is indestructible, then why not make the whole plane out of it? Or how about cars?
- I saw a concert a few months ago. I don't go to them very often. I knew I was getting old when it started to annoy me that there had to be so many encores. Can we just go from start to finish? What's with the encores?
- Why are old people always so early? Especially to the airport.
- I like sushi, but I never crave it. I mean, I have never though to myself, "man, I am starving, what I wouldn't give for some raw fish, wrapped in seaweed and sticky rice". I am more likely the cheeseburger and fries girl. I just don't get it.
- Why are there about 1000 options for toothpaste in the grocery store?
