Sunday, February 22, 2015

Out of the Mouths of Babes

I hear stuff like this all time, but I am trying to keep track of it better than the sticky notes I have floating around the house

"pinch black"…Jackson

"Mom, is Michael Jackson a boy or a girl?"...Jackson


Aveeee-…Jackson saying I love you at about 18 months

Two's of them...Jackson

"I don't want to go to sleep, that is what morning is for."...Jackson

"Of course I know black people, mom, you!"…Jackson in kindergarten after talking about MLK day.  I am middle eastern-but not black-which made me realize how little diversity my kids have in their lives

"Tyler, McDonalds is not healthy food.";   "Yes it is mom, the bread is healthy, the ham and cheese is really healthy" compelling-especially the part about the ham

"mom, does your weenie ever get stuck to your leg?"….Tyler at about 6

"but it tastes good".....Tyler after being told three cups of Dr. Pepper is enough

"mom, why are you peeing from your butt"…Tyler at 2 in a public restroom

"Could you close the closet door, it creeps me out at night"...Tyler

"Princess Leia and Chewbacca have a child together.." Tyler

glubs (gloves), charapters (characters), comvined (combined),…Tyler


  1. You forgot blananas - bananas